I think my research on the beneficial effects of karate on cancer will really pay off.

chiljek: hiya
lindajun: what up
lindajun: i am having a 0 calorie fresca and reading random people's xangas
lindajun: what are you doing ?
chiljek: i'm working on a presentation and watching friends
chiljek: sounds like we are both having delightful evenings
lindajun: indeed!
lindajun: i'm quite tired actually
lindajun: what is the presentation on
lindajun: karate?
lindajun: whenever a public highschool has 'culture night' or something to that effect, there's always the karate portion of the show
lindajun: and some guys come up on stage and break wooden boards
lindajun: there's also always that one girl
chiljek: how'd you know it was on karate?
lindajun: hahaha
lindajun: i knew it
lindajun: is duke having asian culture night?
lindajun: heehee
chiljek: no, it's a medical symposium
chiljek: but I'm talking about the beneficial effects of Karate on cancer
lindajun: hahahahahaha
lindajun: hahahahaha
lindajun: you can just karate-chop that cancer right out
chiljek: that's what I'm going to demonstrate
lindajun: 'hai-yah!'
chiljek: "Does anyone in the audience have cancer?"
lindajun: hahahahahahaha
chiljek: "Anyone?  Anyone?"
chiljek: "You there!!  Come on down!!"
lindajun: "step up onto this platform sir. don't be afraid"
chiljek: "you're flinching"
lindajun: "i'm going to scissor kick that cancer right out of your eye"
chiljek: "don't be a wussy"